This week on Random Assault, Alex complains about Dark Souls (meaning he sucks), then he reviews every single permutation of Oldboy (because he's Alex), and he also tells of how he was covered in green applesauce in Florida. It's a very Alex-centric episode. I mean, they ALL are, but this one especially so.

SEGMENT 1:

- Mortal Kombat X

- Dark Souls

- The Lore of Wheel of Fortune

- PAT SAJAK IS THE DEVIL

- Game show creepypastas

SEGMENT 2:

- Alex got slimed at Nickelodeon Studios

- Oldboy

SEGMENT 3:

- Questions

- How to approach a mountain lion