This week on a very special Random Assault, we're joined by none other than John Parrish, aka Jax from Mortal Kombat! He discusses working on the original games, and then he and Matt talk fitness for about six hours. Then we mourn Leonard Nimoy (topical as always), talk about how overrated the N64 Zeldas are, and discuss weird PS2 gems.

SEGMENT 1:

- Jax from Mortal Kombat is here and Alex is constantly about to cum

- Health tips from Jax

- He was also a stripper and on Jerry Springer

SEGMENT 2:

- Leonard Nimoy has died

- Majora's Mask and Ocarina of Time are kind of overrated

- Older rhythm games before that shit came crashing down

- Weird peripherals

- We miss video stores and the brick and mortar experience

- Weird PS2 games and rarities