This week on Random Assault, David Rhinehart joins us again to talk all about kooky spooky conspiracy theories! We write a Mario movie as made by Spike Lee, we have a quiz to give a lucky listener Hotline Miami 2, and Mitch discovers that Frito Lay is part of the Illuminati! True believers should listen!

SEGMENT 1:

- Alex's man-and-marlin-shaped spacesuit

- The Telltale Collection

- Haitians, voodoo, and Christianity

- Star Trek: The Next Generation is crappy, so says Matt.

- Alex bought a smart TV

- Mario: A Spike Lee Joint

SEGMENT 2:

- We do a quiz show to win copies of of Hotline Miami 2! For fans even!

- ILLUMINATI DORITOS

SEGMENT 3:

- MORE QUIZ SHOW!