This week on Random Assault: Matt, Mitch and Kate are flying blind, unrestricted by Alex's (relatively) grounded personality. So they talk about how dumb their own podcast's lore is, answer some Yahoo Answers questions, and we find out that Kate ate hand lotion, putting another tally on the board under "Retarded Stuff Kate Has Done".

SEGMENT 1:

- Our retarded lore

- Prolapsed asses

- Jontron's Starcade

- inFamous Second Son

- Hentai and ecchi

- RetroCade at Seaside Heights

- Watermelon ice cream

SEGMENT 2:

- Beseiged and Early Access games

- Museums

- Mitch + Adolf Hitler K-I-S-S-I-N-G

- Kate ate hand lotion. I'm not even surprised.

- Hidden meanings of song lyrics

- Underworld movies

- Mitch started a civil war on another podcast's forums

- The Max Headroom TV Jacking Incident

- The Wyoming Incident

- Matt got banned from Facebook for calling Joss Whedon a faggot

SEGMENT 3:

- Yahoo Answers

- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog