This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt's got westerns to discuss, bad directors to lambaste, old games to re-evaluate, and we read TURbo's newest painfully-truthful prognosticus about our future situations.

SEGMENT 1:

- Chocolate Assholes

- Bone Tomahawk

- Modern Westerns

- Universal Soldier

- Godzilla

- Suicide Squad still looks terrible, no surprise

- Bad directors

- Watchmen

- Remember when Casper turned into an egg

- The live-action Casper movie

SEGMENT 2:

- Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress

- Dokkoida?!

- Kate does her dishes live on air

- PlayStation TV is 20 dollars at Walmart

- Final Fantasy V

- Tropical Smoothie Cafe is cuck central

- Weird animals

SEGMENT 3:

- BioShock, almost a decade later

- Games still holding up

- Borderlands

- We Dem Boyz 2K18: A 40% Futuristic Non-Fiction Story Based on Trends of Random Assault