This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're Alex-less and left to discuss the major issues plaguing our world today... like alternative bands from the 90's, cats, dogs, obscure video game consoles, and the most despicable of objects: books.

SEGMENT 1:

- Star Citizen

- Mobile games are screaming dudes

- Fembusters

- Books!

- Oliver Twist

- The Fairy Queen

- Shakespeare

- The Catcher in the Rye

- Hot Topic

- Barenaked Ladies

- Gin Blossoms

SEGMENT 2:

- Marilyn Manson

- PS2 games

- From Russia With Love

- Mister Moquito

- Batman: Vengeance

- Yanya Caballista: City Skater

- Rule of Rose

- Haunting Ground

- The Mark of Kri

- Rise of the Kasai

- Gitaroo Man

- Darkwatch

- Graffiti Kingdom

- Legend of the Black Cat

- Collecting PS2 games

- Cats (and some ducks)

- Dogs (and peanut butter)

SEGMENT 3:

- Outlaw country music

- Old levels in new games

- Metal Gear Salad

- Hideo Kojima

- Battleborn's character designs are terrible

- E3 Predictions

- Obscure consoles