This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Alex Apex joins us, having discovered the show from Soundcloud of all places! We talk about Rip Torn, Rip Taylor, Taylor Swift... and now I'm just getting dizzy. We also talk about emulation, blocking YouTube and the internet, and whether or not Paul Fieg secretly loves breaking down Melissa McCarthy on camera.

SEGMENT 1:

- Alex replaces Alex

- Kids' movies

- The Killing Joke

- Old kids' sitcoms

- Taylor Swift

- Rip Taylor, Rip Torn

- Skittles

- Gak

- Rattlesnakes

- Bo Peep is just dead in Toy Story 3 I guess?

- Mario Party

- Emulation

- Graphics cards

- Overwatch

- Sonic Generations

- Silent Hill 4

SEGMENT 2:

- Matt's musical choices

- Ants with people legs

- Blocking the internet

- The problem with YouTube

- Aaah! Real Monsters

- Weird accents

- Grassroots YouTubers getting big

- Mistaking our voices

- Kate reveals yet another dark secret about her childhood

SEGMENT 3:

- YouTube subscribers

- Drugs

- Dieting

- Random Assault history lesson

- Lady Layton

- Tumblords

- Cum tributes

- Ghostbusters

- Does Paul Fieg secretly like abusing Melissa McCarthy on camera?

- Self-hating black people