This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's off doing her thing and in her place, we have not just listener Everett (TwerkinForKFC in the Discord), but also listener RattleMeBones! Naturally, we talk about anime, because that's just a thing we do every week now, Mitch discovers the majesty of Samurai Pizza Cats porn, RattleMeBones wants you to read Sonichu, and Matt and Mitch make the objectively correct statement that Link's Awakening is better than Link to the Past. We've got more fur than any turtle ever had!

SEGMENT 1:

- Godzilla

- Anime

- Racial charicatures in cartoons

- Mitch guest-directs an episode of Steven Universe

- Two new videos on the channel

SEGMENT 2:

- Garfield

- A Sonichu story

- Kate's objectively incorrect taste in anime

- Samurai Pizza Cats porn

- Matt's fursona

- Rick and Morty is Family Guy

- Animemaru

SEGMENT 3:

- Kong: Skull Island

- Get Out

- Yooka-Laylee

- MacBat 64

- CRT Televisions

- Team Ico

- Fanservice games

- Link's Awakening

- Touhou

- Seals = pepperoni

- We want to be Mega64/we are alternate-timeline Mega64 where they suck

- The United airlines thing