This week on the Random Assault Podcast, MissesBun joins us again to swear in Pope Matt (they swear popes in, right?), discuss a few documentaries, break the real, hard truth that Crash Bandicoot sucks, and define the eras of Random Assault. Also, don't forget: OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast is the greatest video game ever made.

SEGMENT 1:

- Matt is the pope

- Hearing your own voice

- Hellblade

- Obscure Sonic games

- Unrealistic sex scenes

- Shin Godzilla

- Lovecraft

- The Strain

SEGMENT 2:

- The Doomsday Clock

- Something Something of the Apes

- Internet drama

- Dumb: The Story of Big Brother Magazine

- Viva Amiga

- Atomic Blonde

- Mitch-isms

- Dieting

- Gluten

- Dollar Beard Club

SEGMENT 3:

- Switch games

- OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast is the greatest video game ever made

- Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed is better than Mario Kart

- Jokes losing their edge

- Crash Bandicoot sucks

- The Eras of Random Assault

- The Cum Era: 12

- The Good Era: 106-233

- The Edgelord 420 Weed Era: 240-present

- The Era of Broken Kings: 1-11, 13-105, 234-239

- Tomba 2

- The future

- Mitch is an austistic lizard

- We are in the new age of grunge

- Musical subgenres