This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt sells out. Hard. But, we also get to talk about cool Italian horror movies, big Kickstarter failures, the finale of Twin Peaks, and all-girl reboots of classic tales.

SEGMENT 1:

- Matt bought a Switch

- Puyo Puyo Tetris

- Miiverse is dead

- Nugs vs Fries

- Sonic Mania

- Loot Vault takes forever to ship things

SEGMENT 2:

- Phenomena/Creepers/Clock Tower/Clock Tower/Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within

- Impromptu speedrun charity thing

- Final Fantasy VII

- Azure Striker Gunvolt

- Kickstarter follies

- YouTube's new layout

- New Shovel Knight amiibo

- Twin Peaks finale

SEGMENT 3:

- Junji Ito's Cat Diary

- Egypt lady Stret Fightur

- Lady of the Flies

- Classic literature

- Rogue One