This week on the Random Assault Podcast, new listener ZimZam hops on the show right before we have to start shutting this whole thing down! We talk about the sexual chocolate that is Seal, everyone's favorite forsaken internet personalities, and how Randy Newman is gonna take this country back for the white man!

SEGMENT 1:

- JoJoposting

- Vento Aureo

- HP Lovecraft's cat

- Fanfiction

- The Nostalgia Critic

- Jontron

- Obscure Disney characters

- Morrowind

- Mass Effect

- Our future children

- Limp Bizkit

- Seal

SEGMENT 2:

- The show's Twitter

- Door-to-door politicians

- Facial hair

- Record players

- Anime

- Rick and Morty

- They Who Shall Not Be Named

- Forsaken internet personalities

- Change the Channel

- Shrek

- Randy Newman, the white supremacist

- Antifa

- Elon Musk