Talking about a whole lot of random stufffffff today. New favorite podcast, creepy bugs, the Bachelorette, and anything else in this weird brain of mine!

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Episode 93 Transcription!

This episode of PaleOMG Uncensored is brought to you by Aaptiv. Adaptive produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. New members get 30% off an annual membership. Visit Aaptiv.com/PaleOMG.

This is Juli Bauer from PaleOMG and you are listening to PaleOMG Uncensored.

Juli Bauer: Hello, happy Saturday. Or whatever day you're listening to this. You're listening to another episode of PaleOMG Uncensored. And guess what? I’m by myself again. Womp. Womp. Why does everybody have to have a life, and can’t just chat with me all day every day? And come hang out in my living room, in my pajamas? Just kidding. I’m wearing real clothes. Real clothes meaning workout clothes. And workout clothes meaning no bra. But you know, I put on some makeup today.

It’s been a weird week. It’s been such a weird week. Of not that much sleep. A lot of sh*t to do. And PMSing on top of it. So I have major anxiety. I just kind of get anxiety when I’m PMSing. And then usually get mad at my husband for not a huge reason. Reason enough, you know. Reason enough. But then he can’t make up for it with dessert like he usually can, because I’m trying to get my life back on track after traveling so much and gaining about 10 pounds. I’ve got to reel it in. We talked about that last week on the podcast. I’ve really reeled it in.

Alcohol is just the worst. I wanted this margarita so bad the other day because it had orange juice in it, and habanero, and those two things together with tequila are just quite lovely. I miss the days when I did not like alcohol as much, but you know your tastes change, and you have a few good cocktails and you're like; oh, motherf*ck. I didn’t know cocktails tasted this good. And then you're stuck having multiple trying to get that same one cocktail you had that blew your mind. And nothing ever lives up to it. But you keep trying, and you keep drinking. It’s a downward spiral.

Just kidding.