We conclude our season-long LotR trilogy with the sequel to our inaugural Hobbit ep! Andy joins to steal jokes and reference other podcasts galore, as we jive to the excessive song queues and delightful lore-pulling of this forgotten classic with the GOAT Gollum.

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Opening song "Return of the King" as made famous by Mack Morrison, vocals by Jon, lyrics by Andy and Jon, Executive Produced by Andy (He got EP? Good for him!)

Lyrics:

(Horn sound) burur bururrooooooooh come on, I'm a horn

Deep within Mordor

Sauron's cruelty had forged

Something dark and powerful 

One ring to rule them all

they were all of them deceived

The dwarves the elves and trees

til Isildur cut him down

Who will pick up his crown?

It calls to he

To the only master it has known

It calls to he

And it tries, oh it tries

It calls to he

Even though he's just a big weird eye

It calls to he

Burn his prize burn his prize

Return of the King

STRIDER

Return of the King

FRO-DO

Return of the King

AR-A-GORN

Now we’ll destroy the ring

THE-RE AND

Return of the King

BACK AGAIN

Return of the King

Isildur’s Heir

Return of the King

Watch my flow

Now we’ll destroy the ring

Here I go

So, the fellowship was formed

At the council of EL- ronn

Letting all the people know

The ring bearer was Frodo

But he wouldn't go alone

So he brought some friends along

Sam, Pippen and merry

Strider, Legolas, Gimli

And Boromir

Who had said he'd never turn on him

It called to he

But he did, but he did

It called to he

To ascend the throne atop Gondor

It called to he

But he died but he died

Return of the King

There he is

Return of the King

Gollum

Return of the King

Looking gross

Let's go destroy that ring

My precious 

Return of the King

Once again

Return of the King

To Rohan

Return of the King

To Gondor

Let's go destroy that ring (in mount doom)

Master lies to me

But Smegol said that he was true

Master lies to thee

Yes he lies, precious, lies

Master lies to me

Even though I know the precious is cruel

Master lies to thee

Yes he lies, precious, lies

Return of the King

Tree Beard

Return of the King

É-o-wyn

Return of the King

The-o-din

We gotta destroy the ring

And Worm Tongue

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Hobbit hole

Return of the king

Watch my flow

Return of the king

I'm there and

Almost destroyed the ring (back again)'

Return of the King

Yes he did

Return of the King

Yes he did

Return of the King

Yes he did

Did you destroy that thing?

Frododo 

Return of the King

Yes he did 

Return of the King

Yes he did

Return of the King

Yes he did

Frodo destroy the Ring