cat·fish
1. fish for catfish."we catfished until the wee hours
2. INFORMAL•US
lure (someone) into a relationship by means of a fictional online persona.
Used in a sentence: “He was being catfished by a triflin’ ass hoe!”
Put your fucking seatbelts on kids it’s going to be a wild ride! I have gathered you here today to talk about the urban dictionary definition of “Catfish”! Someone has been making fake accounts of me, using my pictures & sometimes my name for years, but things have escalated, for I have received 7 friend requests on IG from these triflin’ ass hoes in less than 2 weeks!!!! At this point I’m just lost & not sure what steps to take to make it stop. They’ve even tried to convince me that they are the person in the photos…. I’M THE PERSON IN THE PHOTOS!!!!!! They’ve even stooped as low as to ask me for money! THE FUCKING AUDACITY! I hope y’all enjoy my little Existential crisis! Cheers bitches & happy hump day!
Please send me stories of your catfish experiences or if anything like this has ever happened to you!
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