It's nearly time to bid Hotel Xcaret goodbye so the couples are spending their final day getting real with each other and adjusting to the idea of going back to real world with a real spouse.  Each couple finds their own way to squeeze in a last bit of fun.  Meanwhile, the ever-present MAFS producers are doing a terrible job of hiding their influence over ever conversation.  Will some couples thrive with all of this pressure?  Will others begin to buckle and strain under it all?  All that and...

• Lifetime might as well e-mail us all a brochure to this resort at this point.
• Why Christina is our hero of the episode.
• Mangos and pears
• Woody tries to give Henry some relationship advice.
• What vacation can ever be complete without a pillow fort?

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