It turns out that a hobo with a heart of gold and his best friend from the Far Rock are just the kind of people that would defend Sesame Street to the death. While Klaus and Mouth agree that Obama could use a quick whiff of the hoof, they can’t agree whether Willard ‘Mittens’ Romney is Satan or an illegal alien.

Linda Hogan decides to join the D-List Federation with her combination suspended license + DUI. Hulk couldn’t be reached for comment, as he was trying to stop his greatest wrestling promo from reaching the home market.

Ms. Allyson made the proactive decision to not sleep in a dumpster with Klaus Klaus, Mouth South, and Oscar the Grouch the night before, so she was told to stay home today.

Rated R Radio – October 6th, 2012