In this special 100th episode of Tales & Tactics, our Rules as Written series turns to the world’s most played tabletop roleplaying game: Dungeons & Dragons 2024, the significant revision to fifth edition released by Wizards of the Coast as part of the game’s 50th anniversary. Our verdict is one of measured appreciation but honest critique that D&D 2024 is a polished, accessible, and a well organized game, but in striving to be everything to every player and every genre, it ultimately commits to nothing. Its mechanics are fundamentally heroic in nature, and that creates real friction when players attempt to bend the system toward darker, grittier, or more grounded settings. A game with stronger design convictions and one willing to plant its flag in a specific tone and theme would be a better game for it.