X-rated, Not Safe For Work, Explicit, Call 0898 269 269 269 for Sexy Housewife Secrets involving Brillo Pads, Soda Crystals and Saucepans That Need A Really Good Scrubbing And Don’t Forget To Rinse After.

269 dudes! A naughty Radio Clash as messy mashup of an Aural pOddities show and an Odds & Sods show and with rather quaint X-rated, explicit, cheeky or funny sex records from days gone by, a random selection of current tunes that didn’t make it into other shows.

And why is John Grant on the cover of that old Audio Stag record? And isn’t he queer?