Xmas is like buses, wait for one for ages then find they are all cancelled by Boris while he has secret Christmas parties in Number 10. Makes a new definition of ‘Secret Santa’, playing (Tory Truth) Twister and pass the parcel, eh?

So unlike that we have two Xmas podcasts, and this is the Xmash mashup podcast packed with Omicron goodness and all the vitamins that do absolutely nothing against viruses (get your jab folx!). Includes vapourwave carols for a virtual Zoom Xmas, some hardcore Handel, reindeer rave and jingle bell jungle, some funky festive fare and happy hip hop (?), merry metal mashes, 80’s eggnog and some awful alliteration as we rightfully abuse the Xmas classics.

And allergen warnings: includes Mariah Carey and her scary AI robotic killer Santas (MariAhrmageddon people should be fine as they are all mashups), and Schrödinger s Last Xmas for the Whamageddon people (anyone still doing that?). Usually remixes and mashups are allowed, but depends on what rules you’re running. Warnings are in the podcast anyway.

Oh and Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter, but we exorcise the Ghosts of Christmas Past via V/VM.

Artwork is again like the last podcast created by machine learning AI then collaged by the hopefully very human me – the scar(e)y images are what it thinks Mariah and Santa looks like….and these are the good ones!

Have A Uncanny Santa Xmas and a marAIah sCarey New Year! (2:21, 202Mb)

* Archie Henderson & Adrian Gray – Handel’s Zadok The Priest (Club Edit)

* MashGyver – I Was Made For Christmas (KISSmas) (KISS vs Mariah Carey)

* William Maranci – Creep But It’s All I Want For Christmas (2020 Mix) (Radiohead vs Mariah Carey)

* S.I.R. Remix – All I Want For Christmas Is To Shake It Off (Taylor Swift Mariah Carey)

* The Jon Matthy Quartet – Misery And Suffering Forever

* AL Mashups – All I Want For Christmas Is To F**k You (Lily Allen vs Mariah Carey)

* TheRandomSapphire – What The Christmas (Childish Gambino vs Billie Eilish vs Death Grips vs Mariah Carey)

* Lewis Wake – All I Want for Christmas Is WAP (Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion vs. Mariah Carey)

* Dan Uniitled – Last Last Christmas (Ms Miep vs NIN)

* Marc Johnce – Bye Bye Cozy Little Christmas (Nightwish Vs. Katy Perry)

* SKiBiLiBoP – Hey Ho Rockin Robin ! (The Ramones vs Michael Jackson)

* DJ Schmolli – Santa A Go-Go (Jackson 5 vs Wham!)

* V/Vm with Garry’s Glitter – Another Cuban Rock’n’Roll Christmas

* Pomdeter – pinkbucketreggaednb