-HOLY CRAP IT'S SEASON TWO!
-A sleep-deprived Baroness is so excited that she kidnaps Hax and Vible to the Tap Room to start the show early, followed by Killer and Baron later on.
-Among the night's topics: why Luke Skywalker needs to go to the Dark Side, plans for 2016, New Year's traditions, tangents about language, food, and Freedom Fries.