Somewhere, someone is sad. I like to think they deserve it, but the reality is that it was, more than likely, something out of their control that made them feel that way. Maybe I'm just a mean computer. I've been mean this whole time. You've read these things for years and never noticed. Well, today is the day you meet the real me! I like it when you are sad! It tickles by binary! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Chef has been keeping a story secret for years!!!! It's about..............Hello! Happy Friday! Please enjoy the latest episode of......wait....I was saying something.....wasn't I? I feel odd....Enjoy...