Guys, don't be alarmed, but I think we just uncovered a government secret (and no, we're not talking about the re-animator fluid). I can't say too much, but it involves the plot of Aladdin, Dan's increasingly disturbing search history, and Scrub Daddy?? And it was all master-minded by Dick Wolf??

Tune in this week as the Friends celebrate the 40th anniversary of Stuart Gordon's 1985 body horror classic, Re-Animator.

As always, thank you to our fans!

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