Read Meat By Jeff Hite “Gary,” his doctor began, “you have to cut out some things from your diet. Not more kindles not more ipads or iphones, in general no more read meat.” “You mean, red meat right doc?” “No Gary, if I had meant red meat, I would have said red meat, I mean no more read meat. You’ve been consuming entirely too much technology of late.” “But I can’t get over the stuff I love it.” “Well you have got to stop.” “But what harm is it doing? I mean isn’t tech good?” “Yes, but too much and you can’t pay my bill.”