Read My Shorts

Back-and-forth. Port-to-starboard. Left-to-right. Rock the boat too hard... and bad things happen.

Most times, rivalry is a good thing. Right? But sometimes...folks can take it too far. Way too far.

Raw hunger gnawing at his stomach. Wasting away. Starving. What's a young man to do?

Got neighbors? They certainly did. On ohhhh my! What a friendly one he was.

Erect stance. Oppositional thumbs. Acute sense of smell. Throughout all of human evolution our form adapted to meet our function.

Love to fly...hate to fly. Take your pick. But some...they don't have a clue.

With all those dollar signs in my eyes, it was my ears that should'a guided me. Next time when Grampa speaks...LISTEN!

Bravery comes in many sizes and shapes. He...he was the bravest of all.

Shunned. Ostracized. It finally drove him mad. And then...

Got a tender ego? Lack self-confidence? Be careful. It might destroy your life.