Laundromat attendant Lionel McGinty can read your future in dryer lint. Sandy Crack makes us grateful this show is an audio medium. Two cosmic entities appear in the sky and attempt to devour each other.

Get a lead-lined bunker from Penelope Plunker's Lead-Lined Bunkers! You're going to need it almost immediately.

Featuring: Zachary Kozinski

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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