Joel and Travis complain a lot about how much Christians make the Bible boring and/or irrelevant. They then suggest that learning how to read Plato correctly (that is, the somewhat unusual way that Travis reads him) could help us read the Bible better. What exactly is wrong with how we read the Bible? How could reading a philosopher who wrote hundreds of years before Christ possibly help us read the Bible? Is this such a stretch that Joel and Travis would make Mister Fantastic jealous? Come find out.