In positive news, the UK is getting ready to resume 'friendly, intimate contact', whatever that means. Perhaps it just means hugging, or perhaps refers to the amount of sex that the British are still having, despite lockdown and government advice. We briefly talk about the impact of lockdown on the rates of sexually transmitted infections and whether there are actually added benefits to society of coronavirus.

Gwenyth Paltrow ate bread during lockdown. This, in itself, is bad news for her, but not related to her vagina-smelling candle sales.

Are you ready for hugging and more physical contact to resume (or were you doing it anyway?) We talk about how to approach the resumption of contact and how to accept or decline the invitation.