Randy opens the show asking Chase about his new apartment. Chase discusses his new job. Randy asks if he found ways to steal from his new employer. Randy tells tales of running up his expense accounts at work. Chase talks about getting beaten by his dad. Randy reminisces about making fake report cards in school.  Chase talks about the time he lived in a storage facility. They close with the news - Pissing in the shower, super glue as sex lube, Texas’ abortion law and China bans kids playing video games