If you thought we were in the football offseason, think again — as we are in the midst of the Champions League quarter-finals (the real football). We break down all the first-leg action and preview what’s to come in the second legs. Then, it’s time for Is That a Minor League Baseball Mascot? as the crew tries to guess which names are legit and which ones Ian and Brandon made up. After that, we dive into the college basketball transfer portal and debate whether soccer-style transfer fees could help mid-majors hold on to their talent. We wrap up with predictions for the UCL champ, Warriors-Clippers, and this weekend’s UFC fight.