London's calling, and the Housewives answered.

The first of 'the holiday episode' of Housewives is here and we're off to the Big Smoke, all in the name of fashion and definitely not a duplicitous attempt to stoke drama and the like.

Join co-hosts Ollie Watts and John Liot as they tediously flick through the inflight magazine of reality TV and check in at the 1 Star hotel of drama.

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