LISTENER WARNING: This is EASILY the most tangent filled episode we've done yet.

Topics unrelated to Housewives of Jersey include - Steven Segal, the logic of glory holes, practicalities of a Jersey to London mile-high club and what fish Ollie deigns to eat.

What's not to love? We also talk about episode 7 'Life's a Drag' of The Real Housewives of Jersey in vivid, excruciating detail.

Join co-hosts Ollie Watts and John Liot as they tediously flick through the inflight magazine of reality TV and check in at the 1 Star hotel of drama.

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