wnba star brittney griner is released in exchange for 'the merchant of death' while hundreds of thousands sit in jail on nonviolent drug offenses, the warlock defeats the werewolf advocate hershel walker in a huge victory for big dracula, san fransicko decides killer police robots aren't as rad as we know they are, nato sucks (but so does everything else), tgifraud days fake mozzarella sticks, the US is just four weapons manufacturers in a trench coat pretending to be consumer capitalism, and we weigh in on the hunter biden laptop twitter thing.