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It's a New Year's Nifty Gifty!

Today we are teaming up with the one and only justine from The Shore Store podcast to give you a NEW YEAR’S EVE MIRACLE! We put it to a vote and it was a resounding cry for this meager little pilot episode. No one knew what this show would be, but by gosh, Kody is working his best Guy Smiley energy to SELL THIS FAMILY TO AMERICA. Justine is a novice at this show, so of course Amanda and Jodie revel in being able to catch her up in all the minute details of this family history, from the wedding tacos, to the multiple flat tires, to the wet bar, to, of course, the nachos. It always comes back to the nachos. ENJOY and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

It’s my last regularly scheduled episode, but this is NOT Goodbye, Forever. This feed will remain here for periodic episodes so don’t unsubscribe, and the Orchard of Snark Facebook Group will live on!

This week, I have to address the season finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (6:00) after an update on Evelyn Cormier, infamous namesake for our beloved Facebook Group. The girl hasn’t changed, only grown more unbearable so get your earmuffs ready from some extra special sound clips!

Then we’re off to check in on the new Hulu doc on RHOSLC Jen Shah “The Housewife & the Shah Shocker” (19:00). I’ll give you the highs and lows in case you can’t view it, but you’re not missing much besides what Koa (aka BLEEPITY BLEEP) spilled. The Bell of Da Ball is *Truely Sister Wives (29:00). We have waited, we have watched, we have persisted through The Brown Family Mission Statement and Maddie’s labors… and now we can reap what they sowed in this Season 16. We did it, Friends. And we deserve this. Amen.

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Enjoy this sneak peak of my We Love to Hate TV Patreon episode with my cohost Amanda, as we recap the Season 16 Premiere of Sister Wives. Say it all together now: IT’S NOT A POND! 

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*Tier 1: MTV True Life: I‘m Addicted to Tanning

*Tiers 2+: True Life, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 16

*Tier 1: YouTube British doc Raised Without Rules

*Tier 2: Modern Love S1E3

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This is a really special episode for me. Four years ago, I met Julie by chance, and she completely changed my skeptical mind & tentative soul. We laugh, I cry, and we even talk about RHOBH so you’re going to love it!

Julie Jancius is an Angel Medium who is THE real deal. She’s also a friend of mine who has never seen Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, so of course I had to get her take on the infamous Dinner Party from Hell. 

But it gets SO much better! Julie shares how to open ourselves up to receiving messages from our angels and loved ones on the other side. At the very least, you get to hear me fight my way through some tears, so maybe that’s MY karma after all these years?

*It’s here! Julie’s book/workbook Angels & Awakening: A Guide to Raise Your Vibration and Hear Your Angels

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To our sweet Christine, I honor you with this...

 XO Jodie

P.S. Sister Wives was never your moment to shine. "Courting Christine" is your next spinoff, baby girl!

She’s baack! Hillary Taylor Baldwin just can’t stay off Instagram. The woman is a monster, and you can’t convince me otherwise. After I allow my soul to speak its truth, I talk about the latest personality disorders on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (20:39). Oh, and Ari’s new lips. They need their own show because they don’t fit on the screen. I also learned of AUJ’s impending essential oil-blessed vaginal birth (46:10), so naturally I am legally obligated to proclaim my list of baby names. Let Us Pray…

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I can’t get enough RHOSLC but since I recap that with Amanda on We Love to Hate TV, I need to express my appreciation for Real Housewives of Potomac. Even though I dislike the entire cast, they draw me back in with a tossed salad and Karen’s (allegedly) scrambled eggs. Speaking of alleged, J. Lo has her eyes on a certain Queen Bee, according to a blind item, and let’s just say I highly advise her not to mess with the hive.

Tip-toeing away from that disaster waiting to happen to another, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (17:30) is slowly picking up speed. I haven’t been overly impressed with a few couples’ storylines, but I’m all in for Ellie & Alina. I’m crossing my fingers Ellie cuts Victor’s beard “accidentally” while trimming shingles, and Alina can hack Steven’s hair (and other things) right off for all I care. Can we make a list of things Jesus did that Steven can also do? #1 Be Crucified (by viewers). 

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Before diving into the latest & almost-greatest on TLC and WeTV, let’s talk about Housewives. Where is our Kim Richards-style interrogation with Ramona? Why is Crystal getting a reverse-Camille edit? And how can we fully appreciate the current season of RHOBH before it’s too late? 

Enough with the Bravo shitty mess (see what I did there?), let’s switch gears to 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (17:30). Steven. Steven and his OJ teeth and sweaty balls. Just like Salt Lake City’s House of Marks Matriarch would say, “I’m disengaging”. Meanwhile in the land of Lockup (60:15), Sean has moved on to a different parolee and post-prison cuisine. We also catch up with John and his moles, as well as Kristiana and her eyebrows. They’ve had lots of highs and lows, and the couple has experienced some of their own as well. 

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Before diving into another week of reality TV dumpster fires, I have to share the latest binges I’ve been into. If you  love crime and/or mystery series, be sure you tune in. The White Lotus is at the top of my list, but Woodstock 99 and some lesser-known docs have had me glued to my TV the last few weeks.

No episode would be complete without a 90 Day Fiance (22:00) rundown. Sure Angela and Michael have exhausted ALL our ovaries, but there are several things to be said about Ronald and Mike, as well as Natalie’s Single White Female “friend” Julia. Speaking of crazy chicks, Love After Lockup (46:15) has given us plenty of flavors to choose from. The twist to this season is that each inmate/partner has an equally crazier partner. It’s truly a mindf@ck when you start thinking Lisa has quite a level head on her shoulders and Ray should aim higher. 

In the wildest twist of all, Real Housewives of Potomac and Beverly Hills (1:08:00) are just a side-step away from the felony charges on WeTV. While we all know about Erika’s fall from her not-so-PrettyMess, I have some predictions about a new RHOP Housewife that reminds me of a Defendant J. Shah. Allegedly, thats my opinion!

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I’m kicking off this week with a blind item that has me stumped, so let’s get to work solving this like it’s a Dateline episode, ok? 90 Day Fiance (7:00) is more than boring, but when a nasal procedure goes down, I’m there for the investigative coverage. In this scenario, that means me giving my opinions on why Mike will always be single. Love After Lockup (26:00) has hit its stride with Daonte missing all the marks and Stan’s ability to freeze the birthrate in America. 

Real Housewives (44:20) has been killing it lately between RHONY, RHOBH and now Potomac premiering on Sunday. I’m living my best life while watching some of the ladies lose theirs- Quiet, Erika, I’m speaking about you.

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