How do we feel about split cast trips, Bimbos? We'll tell you how we feel... not well, b*tch!

Vicki continues to whoop it down so we workshop Jenn some rebuttals since Ryan was obviously too busy to do it for her.

If there’s any a bimbo loves, it’s a really big apple! And you know what, this season of The Real Housewives of New York seems A LOT more promising than the past two. And it leaves us asking: just how exactly does a boob break a nose?!

Bimbos, this Ultimate Girls Trip recap really takes a turn when Jenn and Matt have vastly different takes on Heather Gay!

They do share one thing in common, though: Vicki Gunvalson wouldn't be on either of their Housewives Mount Rushmores.

But before all of that, Jenn's Self Checkout is asking: how do you approach a friend whose significant other you can't stand? You don't want to miss Matt's... interesting advice.

RHUGT Recap 9:50

Bimbos, we are so sorry to have abandoned you the past few weeks (it's all Jenn's fault)! But we are back in action and just in time for RHOC's best ep so far this season.

From the burgers (that nobody ate) to the sunglasses (that nobody bought) to Vicki's birthday (that nobody celebrated), we're discussing it all.

But before the recap, Matt's Self Checkout is wondering: why is shopping no longer fun?

Plus, Project Runway catches a stray or two.

10:49 RHOC Recap

Bimbos, pop in your earbuds and let the electromagnetic radiation rush through you! From Shannon Beador's brain to Gina & Emily's room shame, we're trying to make OC great again on this podcast!

But before we get into our Real Housewives of OC recap, find out the first thing Matt would buy if he won the Powerball, and help Jenn figure out if she's wrong in a marriage spat.

8:02 RHOC Recap

We're back with the Brits, Bimbos! And Jenn thinks Matt is loving the "White Witch" a little too much.

Are you team Juliet A. or Amanda? Listen to our Real Housewives of London recap and then decide!

Andy said this was one of the most fun reunions ever! Do you agree, Bimbos?

Part one was full of laughs, shade, and the shocking revelation that Pinky thought she won the read off with Angela!

Bimbos! We have the most ultimate question for you: Who's more iconic, Nene or Teresa?!

We loved Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Roaring 20s so much, if just for all of the nostalgia, and you know we love nostalgia!

But is Vicki still a Debbie Downer in this series? Listen now and find out!

You know who definitely aren't Debbie Downers? Our Bimbos!

For this Real Housewives of Orange County recap we are standing by our Carmella (Ella ,Ella, Ayy, Ayy, Ayy) who is continuously being attacked by Ms. DeBOREah as well as Gina Shoulder Pads *insert last name here*

Nobody puts our Bimbos in a box! Know that!

But alas, so many boxes to open for this Real Housewives of Orange County recap.

Under Box #1: Gina and Emily's TikToks

Under Box #2: Carmella's Golden Dildo

Under Box #3: Jenn's Transformation Into Tamra Judge Jr.

So grab bubble wrap and come unpack this ep with us!

Plus, we’re launching the Bimbo Book Club! Grab a copy of Zombies of the Upper East Side by Jason Zeffir and come back next month for our recap!