Reality Check, Please

It’s Luann’s world and we’re just living in it, and forced to listen to the speech that never ends. But is it still highly entertaining? We say yes!

Bimbos, be honest: how low can we go? Because one of us is in limbo with how Carmella is performing on this show.

But also, is a champagne tunnel classy or trashy? You decide!

Our latest Real Housewives of Orange County recap is definitely more fun than Shannon's indoor luau!

Who knew that a recap of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City would turn into a conversation about nipples!

But also, Bimbos, we digging into whether or not Meredith should move forward with Whitney, just how did Justin develop those muscles, and why Quai isn't a full-time Housewife!

Big Apple Bimbos rejoice! Our latest Real Housewives of New York recap is here and while we aren’t as high as Hailey (is anybody?) we’re high on how much we’re enjoying this show!

Join us to discuss why Jessel has a shade writer but can’t deliver, Erin has a great idea but also can’t deliver, and how Carole really wants us to subscribe to that Substack.

Plus, Jenn’s wondering if she should wear deodorant (please tell her yes).

Oh, and we chat a little about the latest Mormon Wives Taylor Frankie Paul drama!

8:17 RHONY Recap

We need to bring Miami back, Bimbos!

Also, we love nostalgia on this podcast, but could Dorinda have had at least 1 (5) martini(s) at the Clip! Clip! Gangster Lunch!?

But before we get into the recap, find out which Housewife Matt thinks left this pod a 1 star review!

7:32 RHUGT Recap

Bimbos, did you enjoy the Vicki bookends of this episode?! How about a saucy Carmella showing up to film? Or maybe you loved Gina and TRAVVVIIIISSSS having a casual conversation on a tiny bridge?

Whatever you took away from this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, let us tear it apart like only we Bimbos can!

How do we feel about split cast trips, Bimbos? We'll tell you how we feel... not well, b*tch!

Vicki continues to whoop it down so we workshop Jenn some rebuttals since Ryan was obviously too busy to do it for her.

If there’s any a bimbo loves, it’s a really big apple! And you know what, this season of The Real Housewives of New York seems A LOT more promising than the past two. And it leaves us asking: just how exactly does a boob break a nose?!

Bimbos, this Ultimate Girls Trip recap really takes a turn when Jenn and Matt have vastly different takes on Heather Gay!

They do share one thing in common, though: Vicki Gunvalson wouldn't be on either of their Housewives Mount Rushmores.

But before all of that, Jenn's Self Checkout is asking: how do you approach a friend whose significant other you can't stand? You don't want to miss Matt's... interesting advice.

RHUGT Recap 9:50

Bimbos, we are so sorry to have abandoned you the past few weeks (it's all Jenn's fault)! But we are back in action and just in time for RHOC's best ep so far this season.

From the burgers (that nobody ate) to the sunglasses (that nobody bought) to Vicki's birthday (that nobody celebrated), we're discussing it all.

But before the recap, Matt's Self Checkout is wondering: why is shopping no longer fun?

Plus, Project Runway catches a stray or two.

10:49 RHOC Recap