Cosmic comedians Molly Mulshine and Sara Armour discuss the newest Vanity Fair “expose” on the real housewives — the opportunity, lawsuits, blame game, and Bethany’s “reality reckoning.”

Topics include:

• Racist Ramona as important drama but not FUN drama
• Leah McSweeney’s relapse, responsibility, discrimination against “substance use disorder”
• Is the anonymous housewife living her bravo-con dream Heather Gay?
• Sonya Morgan’s drinking vs dry seasons
• Jill Zarrin “ambushed” by cameras at husband’s funeral
• Brandi Glanville sexually assaults female castmates and cater waiters regularly
• hangovers, fake drunk scenes, and bad behavior prevails
• The purpose of reality TV unionization
• The purpose of Bethany’s fight for reality TV unionization
• Justice for Eboni Williams
• Dolce and Gabbana’s racism & reality reckoning

Astrology of the stars:

15:00 Leah McSweeney & Raquel Levis both have Virgo signs and Sagittarius moons

28:11 The premiere of the real housewives of OC, the first of the franchise astrology. March 21, 2006: Sun in Aries conjunct the north node, Moon in sag conjunct Pluto

• 51:00 Disgruntled RHOVirgo Suns: Leah McSweeney, Caroline Manzo, Eboni Williams, Camille Grammer, Lala Kent, Tamra Judge, Raquel Levis, Kim Richards, Nicole & Teresa Napolitano, Sutton Stackie, Kroy Biermann

Wounded RHOVirgo Moons: Ariana Maddox, Cristal Minkoff

Outlier successful RHOVirgo Suns: Lisa Vanderpump, Gisele Bryant

59:24 RHOScorpio enemies: Bethenny Frankel (Capricorn moon) and Ramona Singer (Taurus moon). Double Scorpio, Brandi Glanville.

1:02:17 RHOScorpio vs RHOTaurus

1:07:00 Super Scorpio stellium Ramona cannot help but reveal her dark underbelly

1:21:11 Capricorn sun Kyle Richards

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