Welcome, cosmic comrades, glitch-gazers, and stoned sages! You've tuned into the only podcast brave enough to spark a bowl of existential dread and pass it around the simulation. If you've ever felt like a poorly rendered NPC in someone else's game, or suspect your cat's got root access to the universe, then grab your cerebral snacks and prepare for this week's deep dive into the digital unknown.

* This week, we're chasing the digital breadcrumbs that suggest our reality might just be a cosmic coding project gone slightly sideways. Could that flickering streetlamp be a hardcoded render error? Is that persistent hum in the background the discordant B-flat of the simulation's underlying machinery? We'll explore the wild theories, the uncanny coincidences, and the moments when reality itself seems to shimmer, like heat haze on asphalt, hinting at the fragile nature of our simulated existence. We’re asking the big questions: If we found a Morse code signal in the ambient electromagnetic field, would it spell out 'E.S.C.'? And if so, are we ready for a desperate, low-tech jailbreak from reality itself?

* The Big Bong Theory Podcast is your weekly transmission from the fringes of perception, a safe space for simulation-smashing conversations, late-night mind-melts, and the strange comfort of knowing you're not alone in suspecting that the universe has the processing power of a cracked laptop. We're here to embrace the digital dread and explore the possibility that we're all just debug subjects in someone else's game.

* Because once your reality starts glitching… there’s no going back to sleep.

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