In this chapter, Abraham continues banging until he dies. Ishmael unbelievably returns to bury him. Then we get a redux of the barren drama for 2 seconds until Rebekah becomes pregnant with twins. These are not identical twins, they couldn't be more different. One of them is Jewish and the other one is Muslim. Jacob makes a killer red (lentil?!) stew, so good that Esau sells his birthright for it. This is why you don't go to the grocery store hungry.