Captain AMAB hunts down his arch-nemesis, Moby Duck. The White Duck. Not to be confused with the dozens of other white ducks that are in the same pond.

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Who are these harpies, and why are their boobs so saggy???

The internet is a series of tubes with pigeons inside that transfer data to different computers with tiny USB sticks that hang around their necks. And if you don't believe that, you are a sheep, a moron, and an ignoramus.

Gordon Ramsay scrutinizes his dinner in the intensive care unit.

A gay banana cult has taken over the world. And one manic libertarian, Rare Nadir, records a podcast in his basement to take them down. Will Rare Nadir obliterate the Church of the Unpeeled and chop it into tiny pieces? I mean. Probably not. It is the world government, after all.

A story of revenge, featuring a corn dog iron maiden.

Acererak interviews Maharajah Phoolan, a genie from the elemental plane of fire.

Gregor Samsa awakens one morning to find out he has been turned into a chicken salad sandwich.

Hwhallace hwimberly somebody or another introduces "Disasterpiece Theatre!"