Rebel Daydreams

This one-act play contains strong sexual content! Did you not understand that from the title? Or the episode image? I'm sorry, Dad, but the fact that you listened to this and it disturbed you was your fault.

When a bimbo wizard and her professor land in Hell, they pursue the one pleasure beyond all others - pegging. But they lack the necessary supplies! Together, they go on an Epic Quest, a hero's journey involving psychoactive lubricant, the one Cock-Ring to rule them all, and a jewel-encrusted pegging harness. Will the heroes get what they need - and will Wimbo peg the ever-loving daylights out of Professor Abu-Dhazim?

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on the last Tuesday of the month at 8AM central.

Ordinarily, we would have timestamps for each scene, but it would give too much away.

CREDITS:

Pending actor permission

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Again. Strong sexual content. Do not get confused and wonder if there will be any. There will be strong sexual content.

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This nerdy comedy podcast contains the most magical of items. When a medieval peasant gets her hands on an AK-47, chaos ensues. Only time will tell how he uses it or abuses it. Hint: she abuses it.

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.

SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00 - Introducing the Ak-47. The draw of power corrupts a poor soul named Gleb
• 02:35 - Moby Duck. The White Duck and the obsession with it leads to catastrophe. Spoilers? Not really. We know how this goes.
• 11:40 - King Gleb. With an AK-47, Gleb has become King. What will he do with the titles? Sit comfortably? The lure of the AK-47 is irresistible...
• 12:58 - Show Announcement
• 15:05 - Gordon Ramsay Hospital Food. Gordon is upset about meatloaf in the ICU.
• 16:45 - Romance Writer Pitch Room. Romance novelists ask strong questions, like, what are the best synonyms for hoo-haa and pee-nor? Do they have to do with meat?
• 20;44 - Additional show announcement.
• 21:39 - Gleb's deathbed. An Ak-47 will only get you so far in life. You can't take it with you. But somebody will take it, perhaps.

CREDITS

- Dr. Rebel as the hosts and the Gleb narrator

- Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as a generic wizard and as captain AMAB, the captain of the Pee Sod hunting Moby Duck. And also as Moby Duck. And Gordon Ramsay

- Dwayne Shaw as Buckstar the ship's mate

- Jeff WIlkinson as the narrator in Moby Duck

- Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Dish Mail, the Moby Duck protagonist

- Robert Arjet as King Dastardly as King Gleb's doctor, and the one sane romance novelist

- Lauren Bard as a cleric, the king's advisor, the romance novelist facilitator and the king's wife

- Sunshine as Gleb, the peasant with an AK-47, and a romance novel writer

- Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Gordon Ramsay's nurse

- Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as a romance novelist

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Are you looking for a new religion? Or perhaps several? This monster interview show offers you a bevy of options. You could, perhaps, worship a pile of goo. Or maybe a dragon with three heads. Or maybe you ditch all that and read tea leaves instead. Perhaps you pick "spirituality" instead of religion so you can believe only the hokum you want to believe.

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.

SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00 - The Slime Wizard. A cube made of jelly has eaten a wizard and now the wizard wants you to join a cult. Good idea? Bad idea?... bad idea. Don't join the slime cult.
• 08:45 - Show announcement
• 09:40 - The Hobgoblin Warlord. People think this guy is as dumb as a bag of rocks, just because he is a hobgoblin. Maybe... Maybe those people are the ones who are as dumb as a bag of rocks instead. WOW! What an insight.
• 16:57 - The Lying Oracle. Evildoers don't understand that providing an actual service to do-gooders can enable evil, evil deeds. This oracle breaks it down for us. Into tiny, digestible chunks. Wait, don't eat that. That's poison.

CREDITS:

• Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizard
• Ollie Hennigan (@jakey_babub) as Glabagool the Slime Wizard
• Robert Arjet as Azarr Khul, the warlord
• Avi Morgan (@avienda_atx) as Baba Lysaga, the witch of Barovia
• Sarah (@lexspecs) as Sabba the Oracle.

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This one-act play is a parody of "The Maltese Falcon" and other noir detective stories.

When Captain Bagel took the case of the missing cat, Chekov, he had no idea that it would lead to a gay bar. Instead of following the one lead he has, he confronts the Swedish mafia, orchestrates a library heist, and attempts to sleep with everybody he thinks has concave genitals. Will Captain Bagel overcome his heterosexism to solve the case?

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes every other Tuesday at 8AM.

Ordinarily, we would have timestamps for each scene, but it would give too much away this time. So we'll skip straight to the credits!

CREDITS:

- Drew as Captain Bagel

- Merritt Chilton as Antoinette

- Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Schrodinger, the titular gun, and Carrie the librarian

- Dr. Rebel (@rebeldaydreamspodcast) as Mitch

- Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Keith

- Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Harold and Doctor Vandentrapp

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Homophobia, transphobia, sexism

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We know you love brain-related content! Do friends eat each others' brains? Better question - if you haven't eaten your friend's brains, are you really friends at all?

This episode has everything you need as a comedy fan. From corn dogs, to graduate-level mathematics pick-up lines, to repeated exclamations of "no homo", we have it all. Everything you could possibly need. Did I mention "no homo"?

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.

SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:15 - Fibonacci Nightclub. Two bros try to meet women. The operative word is "try".
• 04:24 - The Meatamorphosis: A Ballad of Chicken Salad. Gregor Samsa awakens one morning to discover he's been turned into a chicken salad sandwich!
• 12:14 - The Corn Dogs of Amontillado. This story of revenge features a corn dog iron maiden. No homo. Or maybe a little homo. The appropriate amount of homo.

CREDITS:

• Dr. Rebel as the host
• Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Nightclub Bro # 1
• Brady D. as Nightclub Bro # 2
• Jeff W. as the narrator and elderly father in "The Meatamorphosis"
• Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the mother in "The Meatamorphosis".
• Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as the sister in "The Meatamorphosis".
• Dwayne Shaw as Gregor the chicken salad sandwich
• Carrie as Fortunado the corn dog savant
• Lauren Bard as Montresor the vegan
• Various creators on pixabay.com created sound effects
• Martin Whitmore created the logos

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Vore adjacent content, starvation

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Lil Gucci Dawg is always taking about his haters. Who are they?

This fantasy comedy show is about wizards who can't accomplish basic tasks. Just because you have cosmic powers over time and space doesn't mean you know how to finish a ribbon cutting ceremony, apparently.

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.

SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:

00:34 - Urist McUrist explains why we should care about stupid, stupid wizards.

03:31 - Ordering Beers at the Bar. A drunk bartender is too busy flirting to sell booze. That's literally his job. What a FOOL!

11:45 - Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard. A student consorts with demonic powers to obtain... a sandwich. A really excellent sandwich, at least.

17:40 - The Worst Wizard Duel Ever. In a fight to the death, two wizards repeatedly fail to harm each other in any meaningful way.

26:03 - Wizard Tower Grand Opening. It's just a ribbon cutting ceremony. What could possibly go wrong? Many, many things.

33:21 - Kobold Sandwiches. I like all kinds of food, but sometimes when you sample food from a culture you're not used to, things get Weird.

40:34 - You're Not A 9. Ingloria the bard wants to learn how to make love potions, but is unwilling to put any effort in.

45:03 - Hell Pegging. The bimbo wizard engages in an unusual sex act with her former professor. But it's in Hell, so it's fine.

51:21 - Training an Anti-Magic Seal. The seal is not an arcane sigil. It is an animal that goes "arf arf". Arf arf, little seal.

56:23 - Bottling Your Scent. A humanoid elephant wants to buy a healing potion, but the shopkeeper keeps making it weird.

CREDITS:

• @sarahsunshinesullivan as Urist McUrist, the dwarven necromancer, our narrator.
• John B. as Abu-Dhazim, a socially incompetent wizard professor.
• Nova as Aleph, a snooty wizard graduate student.
• Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Ingloria, the bard who couldn't flirt his way out of a paper bag.
• Wendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard
• Anabel M as Dolfrat, Wimbo's talking black cat
• Ollie Hennigan (@jakey_babub )as Meepo, the Kobold Witch
• Gambit as Hwytty, the Lizard Wizard
• Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Tuskulus, the elephant person barbarian
• @thebasschef as Cathy, the Anti-Magic Seal

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Strong sexual content, cartoon violence.

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The king with an AK-47 faces his mortality. He has a plan. A predictable plan. Hint: it involves his AK-47.

This skit show includes spirited debates about feminism, social distancing, and killing and eating children. This is part of the "Kill them all" series, where villains discuss immortality, cannibalism, and generally how to contribute to the broader community of evildoers. We know you dnd nerds are aching for humor related to your hobby- thank God for us! Or Asmodeus, if you prefer.

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes every other Tuesday at 8AM central.

SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00 - The COVID-19 virus shares what it's like to massacre so many people.
• 10:28 - A witch who lives in a tree trunk talks about feminism.
• 16:06 - Show announcement
• 17:43 - A knight in shining armor catches our host and tortures him! Hey, torture is only cool when I do it, man!
• 23:34 - A matriarch discusses the pros and cons of child sacrifice. She says it's overrated. Say, listener, what's your opinion of child sacrifice? Tell us in the comments below!

CREDITS:

• Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizard
• Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as COVID-19.
• Avi Morgan (@avienda_atx) as Baba Lysaga, the witch of Barovia
• Wendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Artus Cimber, a knight in shining armour
• Xidaer (@Xidaerlee, xidaerlee.com (http://xidaerlee.com) as Baenre, the dark elf matriarch

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