One of these moving pictures is a mule's hair shy of a henhouse and the other is meaner than a widow's bullet.

I reckon that one of them here Rooster Cogburns was a fantastical portrayal of a drunkard past his prime and one of 'em was portrayed by a fantastical drunkard past his prime. If my words inflame and incense your persons and you take thems as shootin' words, then I s'pose you'll have to pull up a rockin' chair, a pouch of baccy, a spatoon, and some fierce ears to drop eaves on our ascertainment of the age old question as to whether or not the remake was a retootin' or a detootin'!

Join us in a week as we discuss Ang Lee's Wedding Banquet and its 2025 remake!