Are you living in your "truth," or are you just pruning the branches of a lie-filled tree until the whole thing topples over?

In this episode of The Gen-x-istentialists, Bunny and Scot stare down the barrel of their 50th episode (and their 51st years on Earth) to discuss why the "fragile crystalline lattice" of the past is better left untouched. From Bunny’s legendary pleather-triangle shirt to the moral weight of lying for reciprocal love, they dig into the fads, the flaws, and the fantasies that define the Gen-X experience.

Inside the conversation:

• The Milestone Prep: Getting ready for the big Episode 50 and why 51 is the age where birthdays officially stop mattering (sorry, Patton Oswalt).
• The Childhood Audit: Why neither Bunny nor Scot would change a single thing about how they were raised, even for a chance at a better birthday party.
• Brains vs. Brawn: A debate on whether it’s better to be the smartest person in the room or a game-changing athlete like Gretzky—and why reach matters more than raw IQ.
• The Moral Hierarchy of Love: Why Bunny would lie, kill, and move mountains for reciprocal love, and why "pruning the truth" is a dangerous game.
• 80s Fashion Crimes: The story of the sleeveless red shirt with pleather triangles, and why Bunny laid into a "shitty little millennial" at a hospital for mocking his rolled-up sleeves.
• Superpower Ethics: Why reading minds is a nightmare of "crappy people's thoughts," but moving objects with your mind is a one-way ticket to grocery store chaos.

Whether you're still rocking your neon high-vis green or you're just here for the telekinetic imp fantasies, this episode is a straightforward, non-PC look at the grit of aging gracefully (or disgracefully).