The British Are Coming! I delve into an overlooked British Invasion act, untangle some lore, make my case for the origins of jangle pop, and turn Pete Best into a verb. Plus, I begin to unpack a corollary to my "genres are bullshit" tenet.

Cameos from:

• Johnny and the Moondogs
• Oasis
• Francis Hall
• Morris Levy

Remember, you can argue my interpretation on the origins of jangle pop, posit that I talk too much about the Beatles, or point out that, strictly speaking, a carousel is not a method of transportation at [email protected].