Kreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) was produced by Local Business Comedy. Written by Joey Clift. 

Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. 

Vocals by Carl Tart (Kanye West)

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[Verse 1]

For my theme song

My red n fur jeans on

My tinsel so green on

Children are gettin’ their dreams on

I’ve got the wisdom

My naughty list so long

They see a fat man with a white beard riding a sleigh with bells that go ding dong 

Middle America’s presents

Are most of my big bag’s content

Flying my sleigh it’s an event

Fly this bitch on Christmas Evenin’

Passing out coal to the catholics

Filling up stockings of Baptists

Claiming I'm over-regifting

To the bad kids on my bad list

[Hook]

Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift

In my red vest, I’m so swift

24 hours, a long shift

24 BluRay: 's a hot gift

Rudolph we living in the moment 

Your nose glowing, red I know it 

I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’

Ho ho hoin'!

Ho ho hoin'!

[Bridge]

So leave out the cookies I’ll chug all that milk (down) 

Keep being nice I’ll give you a present (now)

build a gingerbread house (now)

stay quiet as a mouse (down)

If all you want is some coal in your fist

I’ll keep your name on my naughty list

[Hook]

Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift

In my red vest, I’m so swift

24 hours, a long shift

24 BluRay: 's a hot gift

Rudolph we living in the moment

Your nose glowing, red I know it 

I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’

Ho ho hoin'!

Ho ho hoin'!

[Verse 2]

Reindeer are some cool shit

Four legs and some hooves shit 

Fuck all that mule shit

Just celebrating some yule shit

I’m aware I’m kringle

Wrapping your presents

I’m aware I’m a Klaus

From the north pole, bitch

Got lots of coal, bitch

Reindeer are some cool shit

Flying like a balloon shit

Flying like a balloon shit

Come on rudolph eatchya corn 

Sooner or later you’re air born 

These reindeer delivering presents deliver, deliver your presents

[Hook]

Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift

In my red vest, I’m so swift

24 hours, a long shift

24 BluRay: 's a hot gift

Rudolph we living in the moment 

Your nose glowing, red I know it 

I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’

Ho ho hoin'! 

Ho ho hoin'!

[Bridge]

So leave out the cookies I’ll chug all that milk (down) 

Keep being nice I’ll give you a present (now)

build a gingerbread house (now)

stay quiet as a mouse (down)

If all you want is some coal in your fist

I’ll keep your name on my naughty list

[Outro]

Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus!

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