Why hello. I didn’t see you there. You’ve heard him on Filthy Casuals Review. Well now we’ve done it. We’ve got Seth hooked back into limited Magic: the Gathering. Listen to the sweet and sultry tones of the man himself in his very first MTG ASMR, playing Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty.

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. We’re up 3-0 in a Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty draft with Bant Enchantments. Bantchantment? Bantchantbant? Join me?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. This is it. This is the moment. I’ve drafted not only an actual verified, bonafide mythic rare, but also a copy each of two incredible ‘mythic uncommons,’ as well as a 6 total ‘rare commons.’ This is looking good, fellas. Join me for some Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty, won’t you?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. In each of us reside two boys: a Saga Boy who drafts every single saga that gets passed to them, and a Poverty Boy who has never seen a rare and can’t even imagine a mythic rare. It’s Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty time. Join me?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. In life there are two things: sagas, and all the other worthless cards that you shouldn't waste any time messing around with. Join me and everyone else in Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty as we draft every single saga until the world explodes.

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. A new set is upon us, and I’m perhaps a little too eager as I dive in feet first into the complex and wonderful world of Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty. It’s a rough start with a junk ninja deck, but never doubt the kid. I’ve been here for years, rocking my peers, putting suckers in fear, making the tears rain like a monsoon. What were we talking about?

In Filthy Casuals Review, Kenny and Seth play a game where they try to predict how Magic professionals (Marshall Sutcliffe and Luis Scott-Vargas from Limited Resources) will grade all the new cards from the latest set, in this case Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty. Today we see how we did and talk in depth about the cards we diverged on, as well as the lessons we learned | Review begins (19:27)

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. In Kill Vow: Vol. 1, we took a katana to our opponents in a roaring rampage of revenge, slicing and dicing our way to a 4-0 start. But like any respectable nemesis, Crimson Vow isn’t going down so easy. Can we finish the job?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. Innistrad: Crimson Vow has been here for about 784 years, and for each and every one of them it’s been robbing me of my sanity and my gems. Today, I take my revenge. Join me?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. Innistrad: Crimson Vow is a king among prince sets. So what do you do when you don’t see a single bomb? You go back to an old friend. A friend with a pitchfork. And a giant pig. Join me?