🌴He traded spreadsheetsfor swamps… and found a killer instead. 🔪

Daniel “Gumbo” Malonethought early retirement meant sunsets, fishing, and cheaprum.
Instead, Florida handed him flamingos, conspiracies, and aserial killer with a glitter problem.

Welcome to CedarKey, where the locals are weird, the tides are red, and themurders are… creative.

🔥 In thishilarious Florida mystery audiobook, you’ll get:
🦩A kidnapped lawn flamingo (and the world’s worst surveillancejob)
🛥️ A leaky houseboat named Second Wind
🧠A jailed serial killer who might be innocent (and wants merchdeals)
💣 Glitter-bombed crime scenes and cryptic murderphotos
🧪 Corporate secrets, bizarre fan clubs, and mini-golfbrawls
🐊 Florida chaos: red tides, escaped animals,mangroves, and madness

With help from:
📚 Amysterious librarian with an iguana
🏌️ A marina bum who mayor may not be lying about being a Navy SEAL
👮 A skepticaldetective who does not believe in actuarial crime-solving

Gumbo must uncover thetruth before the real killer turns him into the next headline—orswamp decoration.

😂 Fans of CarlHiaasen, Tim Dorsey, and Laurence Shames will LOVE this fast-paced,laugh-out-loud Florida mystery.
If you like quirky PIs,absurd humor, and crimes that only make sense in Florida, thisaudiobook is for you.

🎧 Hit play anddive into Red Tide Retired now!

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