"My lanyard is like a beacon everywhere I go" by u/sannatuulikki: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/phuzrq/my_lanyard_is_like_a_beacon_everywhere_i_go/

"To the man who I asked if the scanner was self service" by u/mcletterrip: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/phxqqm/to_the_man_who_i_asked_if_the_scanner_was_self/

""Thanks but this is what you deserve"" by u/mlbloke: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/phnmac/thanks_but_this_is_what_you_deserve/

"the medical emergency S" by u/Nina_Innsted: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/phhn40/the_medical_emergency_s/

"Got mistaken for a volunteer at a theatre event, went along with it" by u/CattonCruthby: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/phg7ri/got_mistaken_for_a_volunteer_at_a_theatre_event/

"You should be working here" by u/Dertyhairy: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/ph258i/you_should_be_working_here/

"I don't work here. I'm just a gamer" by u/hyskills: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/ph1704/i_dont_work_here_im_just_a_gamer/