"“Let me have your attention. This is the captain. The ship is sinking...”" by u/deadstick_it: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/dw55iq/let_me_have_your_attention_this_is_the_captain/

"Captain Gets Fired" by u/slider65: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/nqudal/captain_gets_fired/

"The masterpiece. NSFW" by u/PickleInDaButt: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/ecmta5/the_masterpiece_nsfw/

"In light of the "losers" and "suckers" news, here's my story about a President" by u/MisterBanzai: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/inaijw/in_light_of_the_losers_and_suckers_news_heres_my/

"Ruckle: Goodbye, Farewell, and Thank Goodness." by u/Disgruntled_Veteran: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/hzksmh/ruckle_goodbye_farewell_and_thank_goodness/

"That time I punched my drill SGT in the face and he got yelled at by an officer for it." by u/NotAWerewolfReally: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/hmgey7/that_time_i_punched_my_drill_sgt_in_the_face_and/

"Marine MOS Student Told Army General To Fucking Push." by u/Lonemarine93: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/n8z65c/marine_mos_student_told_army_general_to_fucking/

"“Which part of the airframe do you operate with your penis?”" by u/Cleverusername531: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/mksjbr/which_part_of_the_airframe_do_you_operate_with/