""I have enough money! I could buy three cars just like yours"" by u/Pr2nnu: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qdg9uq/i_have_enough_money_i_could_buy_three_cars_just/

"customer(s) is furious that they cannot use OUR restroom…" by u/squeemishyoungfella: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qd4i00/customers_is_furious_that_they_cannot_use_our/

"Customer Berates Me Because I Asked If She Wanted A Bag..." by u/MidnightBallad: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qciwxf/customer_berates_me_because_i_asked_if_she_wanted/

"Customer wanted a 6-inch length of hose, so I got him one" by u/_otterinabox: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qcd9cm/customer_wanted_a_6inch_length_of_hose_so_i_got/

"‘Your 16” saw chains are the wrong size’" by u/olerndurt: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qc02jy/your_16_saw_chains_are_the_wrong_size/

"Customers who want things that don’t exist (or, a guy refuses to listen when I tell him what he’s actually looking for)" by u/indecisivepansexual: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qcdju4/customers_who_want_things_that_dont_exist_or_a/

""I'd like to order 7 dozen donuts for tomorrow"" by u/MisSpooks: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qbch64/id_like_to_order_7_dozen_donuts_for_tomorrow/