"This one's a simple one, but I can't get it out of my head." by u/marinojesse: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/616n7q/this_ones_a_simple_one_but_i_cant_get_it_out_of/

"When the drive for a new iPhone is too great, you get fired." by u/Devilotx: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/72zswg/when_the_drive_for_a_new_iphone_is_too_great_you/

"Ma'am for the 50th time we cannot give you your sons password." by u/TacticalBastard: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/752c89/maam_for_the_50th_time_we_cannot_give_you_your/

"No sir, I can't show you how to commit a federal crime" by u/gigabyte898: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/6h03os/no_sir_i_cant_show_you_how_to_commit_a_federal/

"Engineer is doing drugs!! No. No they aren't." by u/goldie-gold: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/5r7oc1/engineer_is_doing_drugs_no_no_they_arent/

"I'm pretty sure I knocked a user out from nearly 300 miles away" by u/Raitaro: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/5pazbo/im_pretty_sure_i_knocked_a_user_out_from_nearly/

""Don't bother sending a tech, I'll be dead by then"" by u/guitarsdontdance: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/28qemm/dont_bother_sending_a_tech_ill_be_dead_by_then/

"Hi, I am still off sick but I am not." by u/SECGaz: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/51eixz/hi_i_am_still_off_sick_but_i_am_not/