We’re back on Reddit, being a little too invested in strangers’ lives.

In this episode of The Dive, Cee Cee and Mark wade through some truly unhinged “Am I Overreacting?” and “Am I the Asshole?” posts featuring birthday dinners gone wrong, open relationships backfiring in real time, a man who cannot stop saying “baby girl,” and a soap-opera-level family secret that blows up a marriage.

Along the way, they talk about:

• When “you’re making me look bad” is actually just… the truth catching up to you
• Why “protecting your peace” doesn’t mean bailing on your friends’ birthdays
• The ethics (and ego) behind opening a relationship for one specific person
• Getting the ick from a first date and why you don’t need a “good reason” to say no
• What happens when an affair baby, a sick sister, and a years-long lie collide

If you’re nosy and love a little drama as a treat, this one’s for you.