Includes stories on the guy who got a napping NYPD officer suspended by escaping from custody in a Manhattan hospital, after stealing a small row boat to paddle to a big trimaran boat anchored in the Hudson River, where cops say the guy then stripped off all his clothes until cops came and got him...also on a Florida mom arrested and accused of being her son's getaway driver, after he robbed a cashier in a video arcade...and on a toy gun brand being recalled in Japan, since police say testing found the plastic toy revolver can actually fire real bullets, making it a good thing bullets are harder to find in Japan. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.